brittany. nineteen. minnesota. ~aspiring television screenwriter. community. criminal minds. veronica mars. true blood. freaks and geeks. chuck. btvs. arrested development. himym. skins. supernatural. pushing daisies. roseanne. wonderfalls. bones. weeds. dead like me. ed wood. wes craven. snl. bruce campbell. harry potter. rocky horror. some of the worst!best films ever made. random late night shows. waxing gibbous. that makes no fucking sense.
HEATHER CHANDLER: If you’re going to openly be a bitch…
VERONICA: I’m sorry, it’s just… why can’t we talk to different kinds of people?
HEATHER CHANDLER: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? If I did, I probably wouldn’t mind talking to the Geek Squad.
VERONICA: Doesn’t it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you’re a piranha?
HEATHER CHANDLER: Like I give a shit. They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg, and I’m only a junior.
Heathers (1989)
